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<p>So it's summer (well, at least it is in places that have actually seen the sun in the past...10 months...not Seattle...) <em><strong>and</strong>&nbsp;</em>rather than doing a bunch of individual posts about the upcoming summer movies and whether they are worth seeing, I thought I'd just post one BIG one and update it as time goes on. &nbsp;So without further pomp and/or circumstance... the summer movies:</p>

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<a id="summer" class="summer" rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/bf4oDjHUmkY"><img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/Fast5.jpg" alt="The fact that Fast Five may go down as one of the Summer's top grossers is a frankly, a little baffling.  Sure it had its moments, most notably the bombastic openings &amp; closings.  But the middle is filled with a mostly boring Ocean's 11 knock off that is missing what I was hoping for most: CAR RACING!  Netflix it, maybe, if you've got nothing better to do..."></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/JOddp-nlNvQ"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/Thor.jpg" alt="Now this is how you start a summer movie season.  Kenneth Branaugh, known more for his Shakespearean directing than for ANY action movies, brings a classic take on dialog and drama to Marvel's traditional mix of colorful and adrenaline fueled effects sequences.  Add the draw droppingly beautiful depiction of Asgard and some genuinely funny moments as Thor finds himself out of water on lowly planet Earth, and you've a great reasons to spend $10 at the theatre." /></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/nrRd2QSsGc4"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/Bridesmaids.jpg" alt="Review: Pretty darn hilarious.  Bridesmaids doesn't quite maintain the energy of the raw comic fire-hose that is the Hangover, and it is still VERY much a chick-flick, but there are enough steady gags to balance the tender moments to make the film's considerable run-time pass by in a grin-filled haze for both sexes.  Men, you couldn't ask to be dragged to a better date movie." /></a>

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<a id="summer" class="summer" rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/R0_hqFW5hcg"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/Pirates4.jpg" alt="Perhaps the most pointless movie ever made.  Pirates 4 maybe be 'On Stranger Tides' but it's got all the old familiar problems: An incomprehensible and exposition-ridden plot, action sequences that are higher in quantity than quality, and most sadly this time, an off-puttingly dull performance from Depp.  There aren't even any cool or grandiose effects sequences this time, and don't get me started on the wacky, tacked in love story (which isn't the one you're expecting).  The truly depressing thing is I actually really love this universe and the characters in it.  I just wish they'd bottle it up till someone comes along with an actual good idea and and actual good script.  That said, after watching the studios squeeze what may be THE WORST ENDING LINE IN A MOVIE EVER from Depp's Captain Jack (it literally made me squirm in my seat) I'm not sure there's enough water in the fountain of youth bring life back to this shipwreck of a franchise."  /></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer" > <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/HangoverII.jpg" alt="The original Hangover was one of the funniest movies of the past few years, and though the sequel's premise is a little thin - yes, they blackout AGAIN - I think the Hangover's comedy trio is one of the freshest in film today.  They say that funny things happen in threes, but for now we'll have to see if second time's the charm on May 26th." rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/aKacS3nYXdE" /></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/YIW5oo-8NYw"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/KFP2.jpg" alt="Kung Fu Panda is a great franchise and after its second round of stylized, martial arts mayhem, I think it's on track to continue to be that way.  KFP2 isn't quite the bottle of pure joy the first one is, but it maintains the same stellar fight choreography that makes the franchise appealing to adult audiences, while Jack Black's goofball humor is sure to entertain the young'uns.  A slightly darker tone, and somewhat meandering narrative bring this sequel down a few notches for me, but the continued insertion of cool 2D animation styles, a great new bad guy in the form of sinister Peacock, and an awesome new special move that Po must learn to defeat the bad-guy (very Karate Kid style) makes this film worth seeing.  And see it in 3D, this is where that format shines." /></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/WXRYA1dxP_0"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/TreeOfLife.jpg" alt="This film is a stunning achievement.  It's truly something that I've never experienced before, and I think Terrance Malick might just be a genius...and totally CRAZY.  I don't even really know what to call The Tree of Life.  It's a bit like someone's old VHS home movies got mixed up with the home movies of the Universe.  The only way the 'story' (and there is a story...sort of) maintains cohesion is by a deep, common thematic backbone, rather than a traditional narrative structure.  That's probably why 99 out of 100 people will hate this... this thing that Malick has created.  But there's a kind of mind that this movie is made for, and if you happened to be blessed/cursed with it, you are going to be swept away.  I may go more in-depth in a full article review of The Tree of Life, because I don't think I can get across everything that I want to say in a few sentences, but it's truly a thing of beauty, and if you are brave enough, I hope you will see that, too." /></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/kyQKi5-k0UU&feature=pyv&ad=12166091989&kw=x-men%3Afirst%20class"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/xmenfirstclass.jpg" alt="So I liked X-Men first class, and if you are interested definitely go see it, but it's not something I'd tell anyone to run out and see.  There are some awesome things, the addition of some great acting talent in James McAvoy (as Professor X), Michael Fassbender (as Magneto), and a really stunning return to screen by Kevin Bacon (as rather scary villain), a sweet 1960s cold war aesthetic, and some great effects sequences (though most are showed off in the trailer).  That said, all the great elements of this film don't really outweigh the snail pace of the first act, some real head-scratchers in the way characters go from good to evil at the flip of switch, and some truly pathetic attempts at creating pathos.  And the action set pieces, while fun, don't hold a flame to any of the moments in X2.  Thing film also seems to be missing a strong lead character, as neither Professor X or Magneto really brought the same kind of gravitas and bad-ass-ery as Wolverine did.  See it, but maybe wait for it on Netflix." /></a>


<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/tCRQQCKS7go"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/Super8.jpg" alt="The single greatest point of praise I can give any movie is wanting to immediately see it again.  As soon as the awesome credit sequence of Super 8 finished, i wanted to jump right back in line to see it again.  It's by no means a perfect movie, and by many means it's a cut together slideshow of every Spielberg film ever made, but I LOVED this movie. LUUUVED it.  I think if I were the age of the kids in this film, it would be my favorite movie of all time.  The real flaw of the film is not what it does *poorly*, though the monster/sci-fi story feels a lot like it was spliced in (which it sort of was), but that it does  anything but spending time with the absolutely tremendous cast of kids and their joyous antics of getting in and out of trouble.  The monster movie isn't bad at all, but it's not the reason to see this film, nor is it really the point of the film.  I wish that Abrams and Spielberg could have figured out someway to bring some of the pure heart that simply irradiates from the kids into the sci-fi story, but I'm perfectly happy to mix in a little above average chocolate when the peanut butter is SO DAMN TASTY.  Seriously, why are you reading this?  Go see Super 8 right now!" /></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/f8ZPg8uaoR0&NR=1&feature=fvwp"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/greenlantern.jpg"alt="Here's an easy review: It's not the worst thing I've seen this summer.  Not exactly high praise, but this isn't the 20% rotten movie that rotten tomatoes makes it out to be.  Green Lantern succeeds at opening up the curious sci-fi world of the Green Lantern Corp, a sort of intergalactic police force, but where it really fails is making you care about anyone in this world.  It tries to straddle a world somewhere between the wit and playfulness of Iron Man and something more serious, but that just means over the half of the scenes involving people's lips moving will put you to sleep rather than make you chuckle.  There's actually a really disturbing statement by the film-makers in the they handle one of the villains of this film, who slowly adopts more attributes of those marginalized by society as he becomes more 'evil,' but I'll assume that was mostly unintentional (otherwise it would be truly despicable).  But yeah, don't run out and see this.  Pick it up on Netflix if you care, but I'd personally shelve this with other 'who cares' super movies that all but the die-hard and cinematic completionists can probably do with out."/></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/MGHwlExcaqU"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/cars2.jpg" alt="I think critics have been looking for a way to cook the goose that lays the golden eggs since Brad Bird's Ratatouille took a swipe at their profession. Movies critics were out for blood (or in this case, motor oil) when Pixar's least critically loved franchise announced it would be returning to the big screen, and sure enough, with great gusto (Gusteau?) they handed wunderkind studio Pixar its first failing grade.  So what movie were they watching, exactly?  Cars 2 is a bombastic James Bond spy thriller done in the vivid, luscious, eye-candy-land world where cars, boats, and planes are the sentient species.  Sure some of the jokes will roll an eye or two, and the script in general may not be up to Pixar's usual standard, and Larry the Cable Guy isn't likely to elicit as many chuckles or tears as last summer's Toy Story 3 or the previous year's Up did.  But still, this is a FANTASTIC summer movie, in almost every way the superior of its predecessor, and by far the best 3D movie I have ever seen.  The tide of ugliness on Rotten Tomatoes is a failing of the critical community to overcome their own need to slay giants, and fortunately I think the Box Office will prove that a critical Pixar 'flop' is worth a thousand Shrek sequels." /></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/kHRf01Gjosk"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/DarkOTheMoon.jpg" alt="Sigh... Yep.  The nicest thing I can say about Transformers 3 was it was not as 'aggressively bad' as its previous incarnation.  Michael Bay can string together explosions like he's making a popcorn necklace, and for my part I had an ok time as long as I wasn't focusing on gaping plot holes and a story that took its merry time getting to the big booms.  The 3D was actually a HUGE boon to this film and I think something this franchise was sorely missing.  When you add depth it really helps sort out the visual mess of mechanical mayhem.  Bay has clearly stated he's stepping down from the series, but as much money as it took in, it will be fun to see who picks up the aftermath.  Also, 3 cheers to Alan Tudyk.  Put him in more movies."/></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/EDUpOXfwQUo"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/HorribleBosses.jpg" alt="I think this movie was a failure of editing.  You don't have to scrutinize too much to see that the conceit of this movie was get Sudekis, Bateman, and Day in front of a camera and have them improv off each other.  Oh yeah, and throw a story in there.  I'm not opposed to this approach to humor, in fact a surprising amount of great comedies are done this way, but it takes a good editor to make you think the comic bantering was scripted, and just a few too many smirks made there way into final print.  Do yourself a favor.  Go watch It's Always Sunny and Arrested Development.  You'll have a better a time."/></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mObK5XD8udk"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/DHpart2.jpg" alt="This series has been a wild minecart ride of quality, and while director David Yates took a while to get his groove, I think he ended the longest running movie series of all time in way that critics and Potterheads a like can both be proud of.  There were two things I wanted from this film: epic action (sorely missing in Part 1) and pathos (this is the end after all). I think DHP2 delivers both with a Helmsdeep-like assault on Hogwarts and very touching portrayal of loss and resilience in the face of death.  Nothing ever quite recaptured the childlike magic of Chris Columbus's original, nor the madcap zaniness of Cuaron's Prison of Azkaban, but much like Potter practicing Potions, Death Hallows part 2 Exceeds Expecations." /></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/bY6HhoHPH7Y"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/CaptainAmerica.jpg" alt="The final piece of the puzzle, too bad it's also potentially the goofiest.  Captain America is going to struggle to keep its World War II origin story from seeming too campy, but if nothing else, it should at least be an entertaining diversion until 2012 when Iron Man, The Hulk, Thor, and Captain America will team up under Joss Whedon's directorial helm with The Avengers.  Releases July 22nd." /></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/eJixNxFxhT4"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/CowboysAliens.jpg" alt="Cowboys...Oh, and Aliens, too!  This movie just begs for more westerns.  Not only is it SOOO refreshing to see Daniel Craig kicking but again like a Double-0, but Harrison Ford is suprisingly tolerable.  Not forgive-you-for-Indy4 tolerable, but still a great addition to the western backdrop.  The aliens I could take or leave.  I don't know why so many recent alien films feel the need to make their extraterrestrials effectively lasergun totting velociraptors.  It makes the film feel a bit more like Cowboys & Monsters, but bleed and die and soak up Colt .45 ammo well enough.  If you read the title of this film and are at all interested, go see it.  There are worse ways to waste a Netflix queue slot."/></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer" rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/E_gKq200EBk"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/RiseofPotA.jpg" alt="I'm not entirely certain Andy Serkis is human.  This is his second time portraying a simian cousin (having previously donned the blue suit and tracking balls for King Kong) but in many ways, Serkis's role as a genetically altered super ape Caesar is FAR more believable than James Franco's role as a brilliant scientist.  Sadly I wish they had spent more time trying to justify Caesar's descent into open rebellion, rather than just throwing in a laughably 'goon' performance from Draco Malfoy, who spends his time oafishly droping quotes from the original Planet of the Apes like he REALLY need a job after Harry Potter.  Fortunately there are some great WTF moments (which I won't spoil) that jolt some fresh energy in the film all leading to a fun CG showdown on the Golden Gate bridge.  It's almost certain we'll see a sequel after the films surprise showing at the Box Office, and I'm excited to see where they take the story from here."  /></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/nn9DoxS_nck"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/30minorless.jpg" alt="Another comedy!?! Yep, and this time from the director of the fantastically funny Zombieland, starring Zombieland star Jessie Eisenberg in his first roll after portraying Facebook's founder.  Co-starring the up-start stand-up legend Aziz Ansari, as well as the mullet haired goofball Danny McBride, this caper-comedy promises to give R-rated Hangover 2 a reasonable run for its money.  Opens August 12th." /></a>

<a id="summer" class="summer"  rel="" href="http://www.youtube.com/v/RFp28r9sqUw"> <img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/summer2011/TheDebt.jpg" alt="One of the few movies to make decent waves at this year's Sundance, this action/thriller looks a lot like Spielberg's violent morality play Munich, without the tedious morality bit.  The cast is solid, including Avatar star Sam Worthington, and the thrills seem genuine (I mean, there's an evil Nazi doctor!).  Let's hope it can end out the summer with a proper bang on August 31st." /></a>

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<div><span id="internal-source-marker_0.7610734927002341">[Nintendo Conf 9:05] Running a little late to the Twitters, but here goes. Full orchestra &amp; chorus performing Zelda music to montage.</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:07] It might just be me, but the strings sound a little flat... Assuming we are starting off with Skyward sword.</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:09] Some new footage from Skyward Sword, it looks pretty...and HD... :)</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:15] Miyamoto, the irrepressible spirit joy :) Some 25th Anniversary news, Link's Awakening on GBA virtual console today</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:16] Ocarina of Time for 3DS next week, Zelda Four Swords available for DS for FREE, Skyward Sword for Wii this year...</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:18] Zelda 25th Anniversary concerts to tour the world in the fall</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:19] 20 minutes in and its still a Zelda love-fest. I'm not complaining :)</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:22] Iwata on the stage eating some crow about how Wii met a new market, but didn't really satisfy the old market</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:24] AHHH, Tease! Details for new console will be available at the end of the press event, of course... :)</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:26] Reggie now out on the stage, presumably to defend the somewhat lackluster 3DS sales.</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:27] New Mariokart for 3DS with a new hang-gliding, underwater, and monster truck experience</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:30] StarFox 64 for 3DS with tilt controls... eh, this is not new stuff. People's faces show up in multiplayer. Sept release</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:32] New 3D Mario game, Super Mario 3D. That's what 3DS needs to boost sales. Looks like Mario Galaxy style.</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:34] Some new Kid Icarus footage, reveal of a multiplayer arena combat mode. Not co-op...</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:37] New Luigi's Mansion for 3DS. Pretty solid 1st party line-up for 3DS this holiday.</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:40] Montage of 3rd party 3DS games, didn't see anything strikingly new.</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:41] Virtual Console coming to 3DS, free Excite Bike, and a Pokedex for 3DS with sole purpose of collecting AR card pokemon</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:47] Woah, what, what!?!? New console controler is basically a PSVita, games on a portable, then interact with console.</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:48] New console is Wii U. iPad like controller, dual analogs, 6.2 screen, can switch to screen from TV, motion, touch, 8-0</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:51] Not replacing the Wii-Mote, really replacing the classic controller. Handles video by wireless transmitting.</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:53] The big thing, however, is this isn't designed to be a portable console. Just takes rendered video from Wii.</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:54] But does have web-browsing, video chat, etc. This really feels like a direct challenge to iPad in the living room</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:56] Wait, not it sounds like WiiU can also play portable games!?! New Smash Bros for 3DS &amp; WiiU. Interesting...</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 9:59] No word yet on whether WiiU console thingy will include an HD update to the Wii itself.</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 10:00] Want to keep playing that Wii game when you get into bed? :) I see so many possibilities for this destroying sleep.</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 10:04] Hahahaha, Ken Levine and I think alike :)</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 10:06] Show games for next console. All look very HD &amp; very next gen. Darksiders 2? Yes please :)</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 10:08] EA head now out on the stage. Time to repair the strained relationship with 3rd party developers?</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 10:08] Interesting to think that once again you might actually have the same game releasing for all consoles...</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 10:11] Wow, showing Battlefield 3 for WiiU? Not sure this thing is going to be out in that kind of a timeframe</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 10:15] And with that, it's over?? Still didn't say anything about the actual console update, but we can assume it's powerful</span><br /><br /><span>[Nintendo Conf 10:19] Nintendo left more questions than answers, but WiiU looks frikkin exciting. Here's knowing it won't be at PAX :(</span></div>
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<div><span id="internal-source-marker_0.705328012816608">[Sony Press Conf 5:15] Sony Press Conference is running late, hope they didn't get hacked ;), but I am now free to bring you the full thing</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:17] Here goes, and here's betting the PS Vita clocks in at $350 or less</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:18] Sony, master of the montage. Since Bethesda doesn't have a presser, here's hoping for some Skyrim demo</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:21] Jack Tretton wins the prize by bringing up the the controversy and eating some serious crow. Well done Jack.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:24] Agreement with all my fellow bloggers/tweeters, Jack did a bang-up job with his apology and moving right along</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:27] Kick-ass, straight into Drakes Deception, but we seem to have some audio issues??.. doh &gt;&lt;</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:28] Drake sneaking around on a giant cruise ship being tossed about in a stormy sea. I'm getting sea-sick just watching.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:31] A hole has been ripped into the ship and now the entire level is filling with sea-water, and then tips over... epic</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:32] Drake now crawling through a sideways ship as the environment falls apart and fills with water. cinematic = check</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:34] Get early access to multi-player by eating at Subway...? Like, the entire multiplayer, not a beta. Cuh-razy</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:36] Uncharted 3 will be one of the best movies/games of the year. Jack: "We will sell a few copies of that bad boy" LOLz</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:37] Insomniac out with Resistance 3. A franchise I have never played but would love to have a reason to...</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:38] Cool looking weapon created something like an artificial singularity, taking out baddies and swirling them around</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:40] This game looks more and more like Killzone, and I'm still not really sure why I should play it over, say GOW3</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:42] Woooo, this September we get God of War &amp; Ico/Shadow collections. Finally!</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:43] 2 new 3D hardware products?!? A 24" 3D display, a cheap entry level way to get college kids into 3D.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:45] Woah, 2 people can see 2 different screens using the same TV, that's pretty damn cool.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:46] Oh, right, Playstation did that whole "Move" thing. Will we see the same sort of Kinect-karpet-bomb? (doubt it)</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:47] NBA On-the-move a sort of low barrier of entry basketball game, use the point to pick who to pass to</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:49] Kobe Bryant being paraded out, haha. No Kobe, nobody likes like the Lakers anymore. Kobe losing virtual @ BBall</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:50] Kobe, actually not the worst celebrity brought out on stage for a press conference. Who woulda guessed?</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:52] You know, just because it's called "Move" doesn't mean you need to include "Move" in the games title. Rly people.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:54] All these move game actually look pretty slick gameplay-wise, just not slick enough to through $200 at.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:55] I'd really love to see the mechanics of Move with the gameplay &amp; environment of Zelda.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 5:58] Infamous 2, actually kind of excited for this game (loved the original). Will probably pick it up tomorrow.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:00] Move update for LBP2. Not sure I care about playing old games with new controls. I'm way done with LBP2.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:01] StarHawk. It's WarHawk...In SPAAAACE!!!! Some gameplay would be nice...</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:03] Dude, epic, a new Sly Cooper. Luvs me some awesome cartoon-y platformers. And 1st party exclusive for PS</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:05] EVE creators adding a FPS called DUST which links with the EVE MMORPG on the PC. Does that mean I need to play EVE?</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:08] The idea of adding an FPS to a super huge, super boring sci-fi RPG is really cool, I just don't want to play the RPG.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:09] New gameplay trailer for Biohshock-Infinite. Holy awesome-sauce, that game looks insane.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:11] Hey Ken Levine out to eat-crow about motion control like Gabe Newell did about PS3 last year? A new Sony tradition?</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:13] Ken Levine announcing a secret Bioshock for NGP/PSVita?!? Also trying to sell that Move can work for Bioshock.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:14] Ken Levine needs to be the guy they use to explain every new concept for video games.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:15] A Star Trek game for Playstation/Xbox, exclusive Playstation DLC "prequel game." Don't really trust Paramount...</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:18] PlayStation announcing some EA exclusives, levels for SSX, cars for NFS:The Run, Battlefield 3 + 1943 for free</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:20] It's Kaz Hirai. Kaaaazzz Hiraaaaaiiiii.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:22] Playstation Suite. Another attempt by Sony to have a single connected network, or a way to help us forget PSN?...</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:24] Playstation Vita name confirmed. Poorly kept secret was poorly kept.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:25] AT&amp;T will have exclusive access as 3G carrier. Laughs from the crowd for "Nations Fastest Broadband Network" :)</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:27] Yes Kaz, show us the damn games!</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:28] Uncharted Golden Abyss official title for PSVita game. Not a game by Naughty Dog, however... eeekk</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:30] Pretty awesome, use dual analog sticks for moving around &amp; shooting, then game turns into Infinite Blade for melee</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:31] Neat idea of "painting edges" for traversing climbing sections. Could do that on iPad, but not the dual analogs</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:33] Uncharted looks good, but I'm not sure it will sell me on what I'm sure will be a huge price of entry.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:35] Cool that you can finally play a game on a console, pause, and pick it up on a handheld. YES, finally!</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:38] Well, at least you can do that for some games, probably not big AAA titles. But I'd take what I can get.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:39] Ruin &amp; Modnation Racers first to have the exact same game on PS3 as on Vita. I'd LOVE this for PixelJunk Shooter!!!!!</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:44] Dude, Wipeout on Vita &amp; PS3 with cross platform multiplayer play. Nice!</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:46] Brand new LBP with touch &amp; motion support. Actually kind of awesome.</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:47] As cool as the Vita is looking, I'm kind of dreading the inevitable price bomb...</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:50] Street Fighter X Tekken also running for PS3 &amp; Vita. Including Cole from Infamous. I'm not a fighter person, so...</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:52] So, Twisted Metal...?</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:53] "In case you had completely zoned out, here's another montage of everything we just talked about."</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:56] Available this holiday for.........................$250 Wifi-only (wowzers) &amp; 3G for $300</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 6:58] Haha, Jack poking fun of Kaz for Ridge Racer :)</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 7:00] Great presser for Sony, awesome exclusives, PSVita with full PS3 games, cloud saves &amp; play, and for reasonable price</span><br /><br /><span>[Sony Press Conf 7:01] Ok, this concert thing is getting weird. Gonna sign off and get some sleep for the EARLY EARLY 7:30 Nintendo conf</span></div>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Farewell to 24 fps?</title><category term="24fps"/><category term="48fps"/><category term="Movie News"/><category term="Peter Jackson"/><category term="The Hobbit"/><id>http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2011/4/11/farewell-to-24-fps.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2011/4/11/farewell-to-24-fps.html"/><author><name>Dustin Anglin</name></author><published>2011-04-12T05:30:36Z</published><updated>2011-04-12T05:30:36Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<h2>Are movies about to get twice as long and twice as fast?</h2>
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<p><strong>PRE ARTICLE QUESTION: &nbsp;</strong>How many times have you noticed "strobbing" in a movie? (hold on to that to thought)</p>
<p>I've been struggling for a while about what to write about next. &nbsp;Sure I could tell you how you should go out and see <em>Rango</em>&nbsp;or <em>Source Code</em>, but rottentomatoes could have told you that much. &nbsp;So after weeks of pondering, I think I've finally found it, and who would have guessed it, it's thanks to everybody's favorite, beard-rocking Kiwi, Mr. PJ Hobbitbottom. (that's Peter Jackson... to the lay-man)</p>
<p>Well, it wouldn't be fair to give PJ all the credit, but he's certainly the first to cast the die in what could <strong>the most consequential change to film &amp; television in a century!!!!</strong>&nbsp; To paraphrase a once famous jazz singer, "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You ain't <em><strong>seen</strong></em> nothin' yet."</p>]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Should vs Could</title><category term="Best Picture"/><category term="Film review"/><category term="Oscars"/><category term="The King's Speech"/><category term="The Social Network"/><id>http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2011/2/26/should-vs-could.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2011/2/26/should-vs-could.html"/><author><name>Dustin Anglin</name></author><published>2011-02-27T05:43:48Z</published><updated>2011-02-27T05:43:48Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<h2>Why 'The Social Network' should win best picture, and why 'The King's Speech' could win best picture</h2>
<p>The chances are by the time anyone reads this, the results will already be in, but rather waiting to analyze this year's Academy Awards, or simply join in the cacphonous blog-shout of the winners, I prefer to weigh in my opinions without the added, and pointless, baggage of passing judgemet on Hollywood's actual decisions.</p>
<p><strong>Why 'The Social Network'&nbsp;shoud win best picture</strong></p>
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<p>The truly amazing thing is not that director David Fincher and writer Aaron Sorkin managed to make a spectacular movie -- in fact it might be more suprising if they didn't -- but what's truly remarkable about <strong>The Social Network</strong> is that by all accounts this should have been a disaster of film. &nbsp;</p>
<p>As much as books and literature love a good anti-hero, film in general does not. &nbsp;In movies, we like to see our Daniel Plainviews succumb to madness, our Michael Corleones die alone and broken, or even better, our Riddicks turn out to be not such a bad guy afterall. &nbsp;Sorkin's Zuckerberg was neither of these. &nbsp;While it should be clearly stated that part of brilliance of this film was way Fincher &amp; Sorkin constructured a brilliant drama via extraction and embellishment, the Zuckerberg of their story is this perfect balance between admirable genius and geniune asshole, and in the end, he can't really be seen as suffering too much for his crimes or being redeemed by his triumphs. &nbsp;</p>
<p>This duality hits home in a really discomforting way, as I think we can all see a little bit of ourselves in Jesse Eisenberg's scrappy portrayal of the Facebook founder. &nbsp;Without that unnerving flashlight into the human condition this movie very well could have been just another <em>Pirates of Silicon Valley.</em>&nbsp;&nbsp;But what elevates this film is despite being set against the advent of the 21st century's most influential contribution to culture to date, Facebook is <em>not</em> the star of the movie. &nbsp;Instead it is that honest, if somewhat magnified, duality of human nature that is brought to the forefront in the character of Mark Zuckerberg.</p>
<p>Fear of this kind of honesty, fear of a youth cultural Hollywood doesn't quite understand, fear of movie without out a clear happy or sad ending, all of these things could be reasons why <em>The Social Network</em> might not walk away with its deserving title, but whatever happens there is little doubt in my mind that of the ten nominated movies for best picture, this movie was the year's greatest, and one of worthy of counting itself amongst history's best.</p>
<p><em>Inception</em> was a fun, <em>good&nbsp;</em>film. &nbsp;It was not a great film.</p>
<p><strong>Why 'The King's Speech' could win best picture</strong></p>
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<p>The simple answer is that it's a great film. &nbsp;A really great film. &nbsp;The story of a stuttering king could have easily been Sunday night PBS fodder, but director Tom Hopper and writer David Seidler managed to take this period docu-drama and make it one of the most uplifting commentaries on the admirable qualities of mankind. &nbsp;Colin Firth's Oscar winning performance (see what I did there) wrenches every seat-squirming ounce of pain from watching a man struggle with his own ability speak, and for anyone who's ever experienced stage fright, it will tie your stomach in knots. &nbsp;And let's be honest, who doesn't want to hire Geoffery Rush to be their awesome uncle after watching this film? &nbsp;The movie is sweet without being sacchrine, it deftly avoids mellodrama, and it has by far the most entertaining use of profanity I have ever seen in a movie. &nbsp;And I've watched&nbsp;<em>Snatch</em>. &nbsp;</p>
<p>Should you definitely go out and watch this film immediately? &nbsp;Yes. &nbsp;Does it subversively unravel the complex grays of human nature? &nbsp;No. &nbsp;</p>
<p>So why does <strong>The King's Speech</strong> stand so good a chance at taken home Oscar gold?</p>
<p>Well, like all competitions, momentum is a serious thing to contend with. &nbsp;Despite my own personal opinions on best movie of the year, <em>The King's Speech</em> has walked away with two of the most predictive prizes in the business when it comes to forecasting the Academy. &nbsp;The director's guild and the producer's guild both awarded <em>The King's Speech</em> top honors over <em>The Social Network</em>, and this could represent a swing vote amongst the production heavy Academy membership. &nbsp;Now of couse <em>The Social Network</em> did walk away with the Golden Globe, but so did&nbsp;<em>Avatar, Atonement, Babel, Brokeback Mountain, </em>and <em>The Aviator. &nbsp;</em>For those keeping count, that's 5 wrong in the past 6 years.</p>
<p>Besides <em>The Social Network</em> being cursed with a Golden Globe, and this may sound cynical, but <em>The King's Speech </em>is a just a safer choice. &nbsp;It's a feel good movie that puts into the most positive light its hero. &nbsp;It doesn't come wrapped in the controversy of an embellished tale that somewhat besmirches a young billionaire who's influence reaches to more people than the members of the Academy could ever dream to compete with. &nbsp;Not mention Aaron Sorkin is already mired in political opinion from his work in <em>The West Wing</em>, and despite what George Clooney's smug cloud might tell you, the Academy does not like to get openly involved in "opinions." &nbsp;Remember, <em>Crash </em>beat<strong>&nbsp;</strong><em>Brokeback Mountain</em>. &nbsp;<em>Crash</em>.&nbsp;</p>
<p>So we'll see what happens at Sunday's 83rd Annual Oscar-palooza, and there's a good chance whatever happens, no one will really care. &nbsp;I mean, how many of you actually watched <em>The Hurt Locker</em>? &nbsp;</p>
<p>Here's hoping that <a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/banksy-denied-costumed-oscar-appearance-los-angeles-works-removeddefaced/">Banksy</a> does something crazy.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Long Overdue</title><category term="Blogs I like"/><category term="Dustin's Modern Life"/><category term="Jerry Holkins"/><category term="Joystiq"/><category term="Penny Arcade"/><category term="Slashfilm"/><id>http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2011/2/3/long-overdue.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2011/2/3/long-overdue.html"/><author><name>Dustin Anglin</name></author><published>2011-02-04T07:54:41Z</published><updated>2011-02-04T07:54:41Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.adamwarrock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lolcat_what.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1296810487813" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>It's interesting. &nbsp;I'm sure I can't <em>entirely</em> blame the infrequency / total despondency of my once regularly updating blog to the seductive ease of the tweet, but it's amazing how easy it is to become satisfied with the occasional shout into the void when inspiration comes 140 characters at time.</p>
<p>I think it's clear based on my life/work schedule that the once lofty idea I had of this blog being a bustling factory of entertainment reviews and commentary was two parts naivety and ten parts pipe dream, but I have languished long enough that the urge to write in long form, as well as meticulously craft JQuery &amp; CSS into something that's <em>never quite good enough</em>, compel me to start whittling away at my former hobby.</p>
<p>I think I may take a different tact with my blog, and you will probably see the look &amp; feel of the site change accordingly. &nbsp;I was thinking today about the blogs I like to read, and I came up with two different categories: &nbsp;Blogs I read for <strong>breadth&nbsp;</strong>and blogs I read for <strong>depth.</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
<p>My morning routine consists of the Pulse app for my iPad brimming from top to bottom with game, movie, and tech blogs. &nbsp;This is my USA Today, my Wall Street Journal. &nbsp;I've selected what I feel are the best producers of news in their respective fields and by reading several in each category, try to get a complete picture of the latest goings on in each particular field of interest. &nbsp;Now I'm not saying that these aren't well produced or well written blogs, on the contrary I find them to be the best of their breed, but the reason I consume them in an app like Pulse is so I can quickly ascertain all that is important and worthy of future follow-up before my bus reaches its destination. &nbsp;These are my <strong>breadth</strong>&nbsp;blogs.</p>
<p>Lets face it, Daily Monotony will never have 50 new posts a day. &nbsp;Daily Monotony will never be <a href="http://kotaku.com">Kotaku</a>. &nbsp;I am ok with that fact. :)</p>
<p>So if my morning routine apes the newspaper-reading subway jockeys of yesteryear, I guess my evening blog reading sessions would be akin to enjoying a fine glass of cognac while furtively deciphering the tomes of great philosophers. &nbsp;Well, I guess if cognac equals beer. &nbsp;Some might not find <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com">Penny Arcade's Jerry Holkins</a> worthy of "great philospher" status, even in overtly&nbsp;facetious&nbsp;comparison,&nbsp;but I find his sometimes rambling, often insightful script mesmerizing to read. &nbsp;I often think "this is how my mind sounds before it gets ruined by my fingers." (trust me, that sound a hundred times better in my head). &nbsp;His candor on life and games and the overlap of two is exactly the kind of "depth" reading I enjoy, and maybe, from time to time, will attempt to recreate for your reading pleasure.</p>
<p>I know I will probably never attain the ease at which greats like Holkins pen thought into delectable morsels of Helvetica, but it seems like good trajectory to set. &nbsp;And when I get the urge to comment on the latest game or movie in a format where proper vowel use and double spaces after periods won't doom you to that <a href="http://main.makeuseoflimited.netdna-cdn.com/dir/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/140it.png">cruel, red negative number</a>, I figure more depth and more voice will help Daily Monotony on its way to improvement.</p>
<p>As the slogan at my place of work goes: "Do less, better."</p>
<p>As the slogan in your head goes: "tl;dr"</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>pax prime log, stardate: saturday...point four</title><category term="201"/><category term="Joco"/><category term="PAX"/><category term="PAX"/><category term="Portal 2"/><category term="The Force Unleashed 2"/><category term="The Totally Rad Show"/><category term="Weekend Confirmed"/><category term="paul and storm"/><id>http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2010/9/5/pax-prime-log-stardate-saturdaypoint-four.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2010/9/5/pax-prime-log-stardate-saturdaypoint-four.html"/><author><name>Dustin Anglin</name></author><published>2010-09-05T08:54:54Z</published><updated>2010-09-05T08:54:54Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<h2><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/PaxDay2.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1283677497293" alt="" /></span></h2>
<p>Saturday, being a day usually free of the obligations of work, is always the busiest of all PAX days. &nbsp;And since each succeeding PAX grows in size, this Saturday was the busiest PAX day <em>of all time</em>. &nbsp;And despite being riddled with dangerous pathogens, awkward psycho-social disorders, and occasionally a somewhat "musky" odor, there is <em>definitively</em> no better way you could have spent Saturday September 4th, the-year-of-our-lord-two-thousand-and-ten, than bustling about with PAX's teaming masses.</p>
<h2>Morning: "the hall"</h2>
<p>While each year has seen an increase in attendees, it has also seen a consistent expansion of the Expo hall, where now nearly every major gaming label attends to share their upcoming work with their target audience. &nbsp;</p>
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<p>The Expo hall of PAX represents a tremendous strength for the fan-based convention, though it also could and <em>is</em>&nbsp;seen as potential threat to what makes PAX so unique from the rest of the commercially driven cons. &nbsp;</p>
<p>Letting gamers have a hands-on, unfiltered by marketing, unfiltered by media experience with upcoming content is tremendously important to PAX. &nbsp;It provides&nbsp;legitimacy&nbsp;to the its place in the industry, as well as providing a unique chance for consumer and producer to meet together. &nbsp;Long lines to play demos, especially ones like the <strong>ill prepared-for Portal 2 line fiasco</strong> this morning, as well as the de-emphasizing of the community aspects of PAX (the table top, the Bring-Your-Own-Computer LAN, the exquisite panels, the indie diamonds in the rough) is a potential danger to preserving the heart &amp; soul of PAX. &nbsp;</p>
<p>PAX should house the opportunities to connect gamers to games and to provide stages for developers to make big annoucements, just like E3. &nbsp;But PAX <strong>should not become E3</strong>. &nbsp;If anything, PAX has become almost E3-enough, and could stand get a little more GDC. &nbsp;Bring the IGF here. &nbsp;Bring more indie &amp; struggling developers. &nbsp;PAX is a love fest, and let's balance it with games that <em>need</em> love as much as ones that take it for granted.</p>
<p>Sorry, that waxed a little philosophical. &nbsp;I'll summarize all the cool games I saw when I wrap things up later this holiday weekend. &nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>Short version of Saturday</strong>: Portal 2 coop is cool, Force Unleashed 2 is fun, where the @#$% is the Nintendo 3DS</p>
<h2>Afternoon: "the panels"</h2>
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<p>I attended an interesting panel on Friday where community managers for company's like Naughty Dog, Harmonix, and several other notable studios tried to glean from fans what it is they want from a gaming community experience. &nbsp;Connecting with other humans, fan &amp; developer alike, was the resounding response.</p>
<p>PAX panels provide that experience. &nbsp;I am an avid follower of podcasts and other net based communities of&nbsp;like-minded&nbsp;individuals, and there is nothing like feeling apart of group than getting together face to face. &nbsp;From Garnett Lee's always entertaining <strong>Weekend Confirmed</strong>&nbsp;to the <strong>Totally Rad Show</strong>&nbsp;to <strong>Lucasarts</strong>, letting fans &amp; content providers get together in the space physical space is something that, barring holodeck technology, we will never be able to substitute. &nbsp;I only wish there was more time to attend them all (sorry Rebel FM, Giantbomb, GFW, &amp; all the rest).</p>
<p>Man, there I go all philosophical again. &nbsp;Sorry about that.</p>
<p>Check the tweets for more, but here's the brief findings from each panel I was able attend Saturday:</p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: 120%;">Weekend Confirmed</span></strong></p>
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<p>Good words about Hothead studios new game <strong>The Swarm</strong>. &nbsp;Need to check that out.</p>
<p>Tepid words about Gearbox's surprise showing of the unicorn-like&nbsp;<strong>Duke Nukem Forever</strong>.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Similar worries about the future of PAX as the Expo Hall grows bigger.</p>
<p>Crowd singing the <em>Patrick Leahy song </em>was a highlight of my day.</p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: 120%;">TRS</span></strong></p>
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<p>Big announcement: TRS will be moving from a weekly show to daily shows starting sometime in September (20th I think?)</p>
<p>Better words about the Duke from Alex &amp; Danny (I'll give you my personal opinions after I play it Sunday)</p>
<p>Alex keeps his hair so awesome via use of Children's tears &amp; Unicorn Urine.</p>
<p>(That last one was an inside joke, by the way)</p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: 120%;">Lucasarts</span></strong></p>
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<p>New level shown off for Force Unleashed 2: Kato Nemodia. &nbsp;Interesting "God of War"-like boss fight in it.</p>
<p>Establishing that The Old Republic MMO will indeed have all the goodness (or not in my opinion) of MMOs.</p>
<p>Darth Revan will be important to TOR's story somehow, and HK-47 returns at long last to mingle with we "meatbags."</p>
<h2>Evening: "the concert"</h2>
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<p>I have I hard time coming up with new superlative statements each year, so let me see if I can describe my unbridled joy from the traditional PAX Saturday Paul &amp; Storm &amp; Joco concert in a different way:</p>
<p>I came into PAX feeling a little under the weather, and despite managing it with a strong regimen of vitamins and various other "stave it off" remedies, even when I've been enjoying the heck out of PAX, I've a little crappy, healthwise, this weekend. &nbsp;</p>
<p>Once the concerts started, I was temporarily removed to a plane of existence where my fatigue and ailments seemed not to exist. &nbsp;It was as if the happiness being generated by the indescribable kinship between musician and geek simply did not allow for things like exhaustion or bodily pain to exist. &nbsp;Of course now I feel like sh#t, but during those few wonderful hours, I forgot that I had ever been feeling bad today.</p>
<p>Saturday concerts are something special. &nbsp;If you are of the geek persuasion in the slightest, I highly recommend attending one in your lifetime.</p>
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<p>And with that, I will let the utter exhaustion and early onset PAX Pox settle in, and let delirium drift into dream. &nbsp;Talk to you again Sunday. &nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>PAX Prime log, stardate: Friday....point two</title><category term="2010"/><category term="Anamanaguchi"/><category term="Metroid Metal"/><category term="Minibosses"/><category term="PAX"/><category term="PAX"/><category term="The Protomen"/><category term="Warren Spector"/><id>http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2010/9/4/pax-prime-log-stardate-fridaypoint-two.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2010/9/4/pax-prime-log-stardate-fridaypoint-two.html"/><author><name>Dustin Anglin</name></author><published>2010-09-04T09:46:46Z</published><updated>2010-09-04T09:46:46Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/IMG_03551.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1283594756177" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p><strong>First and foremost:</strong>&nbsp;AT&amp;T. &nbsp;What the frikking heck (<em>words sanitized for family viewing</em>).</p>
<p>Despite my claim of being a fountain of unceasing tweets, the lack of a function network foiled, for the most part, my plan to keep the tubes crammed full of my latest PAX experiences. &nbsp;Let's hope for a better tomorrow.</p>
<h2>Morning: Warren's Wise Words</h2>
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<p>Warren Spector is practically the grandfather of gaming. &nbsp;He boast more clout and additionally more wisdom than any other American game designer. &nbsp;He's seen his share of highs (<em>Wing Commander, Deus Ex</em>) and equal parts <em>incredible</em>&nbsp;lows (Ion Storm...<em>shudder</em>). &nbsp;While his speech was less tribe-building and gamer self-adulation than previous PAX keynote speakers, he brought exactly what gamers need for the times we live in: Sound, wise, advice.</p>
<p>To put it in his own words "Geeks have inherited the earth. &nbsp;Now we need to figure out what to do with it." &nbsp;I'm confident under Warren's watchful gaze, we'll do right by the world.</p>
<h2>Afternoon: When Work Calls</h2>
<p>Unfortunately, I had important business to attend at work, and had to skip out on some afternoon sessions, but I did get a chance to get back with time enough to scope out my Expo plans for tomorrow. &nbsp;Expect much, MUCH more info tomorrow.</p>
<h2>Evening: PAX ROX</h2>
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<p>My first time to attend the Friday Night concerts, and despite nearly killing me with head-banging exhaustion, what a ridiculously amazing evening. &nbsp;Four incredibly talented, hard rocking bands, performing everything from rock operas about MegaMan, to 8-bit chip tunes from Scott Pilgrim, to shredding reduxes of Metroid &amp; <a href="http://yfrog.com/2dimg04011z">Excitebike</a>. &nbsp;</p>
<p>At last my long hair was put to good use :)</p>
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<p>And with that (and before Chrome crashes and loose everything again) I will be you good night. &nbsp;</p>
<p>Coma time.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Pre-PAX Ponderings</title><category term="2010"/><category term="PAX"/><category term="PAX"/><category term="Penny Arcade Expo"/><category term="Seattle Convention Center"/><category term="jonathan coulton"/><id>http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2010/9/1/pre-pax-ponderings.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.dailymonotony.com/monotonyblog/2010/9/1/pre-pax-ponderings.html"/><author><name>Dustin Anglin</name></author><published>2010-09-02T04:48:51Z</published><updated>2010-09-02T04:48:51Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><img src="http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/817651922_mUmYz-L.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1283407409203" alt="" /></span></p>
<p>I'm sure I've said this all before, but the three days of the year known as the&nbsp;<strong>Penny Arcade Expo</strong> are some of the happiest of my life. &nbsp;It's like someone moved E3 into my backyard and turned it into this weird geek woodstock (or "w00tstock" if you will).&nbsp; My story is the same as many others, growing up watching E3 happen from behind closed doors, dying to know what it must be like to be surrounded by a sea of gaming ecstasy. &nbsp;I dream that dream no longer. &nbsp;<strong>PAX</strong> is better than that dream.</p>
<p>Don't worry, there will more schmaltzy musings on the awesomeness of PAX to come, but let's get down to business:</p>
<h2>What can you expect to see from DailyMonotony over the next few days?<strong>&nbsp;</strong></h2>
<p><strong><br /></strong></p>
<h2>1. Twittering, tweeting, and more twittering.<strong>&nbsp; </strong></h2>
<p>I plan to keep a continuous stream of PAX experience flowing via Twitter's magical internet tubes.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.twitter.com/dustinanglin">Follow me</a>, <a href="http://www.facebook.com/dustinanglin">friend me,</a> <a href="http://www.dailymonotony.com">come to the site</a>, all will be <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120601/">Spike Jonze-ian</a> portals into my over-stimulated PAX existence.</p>
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<h2>2. Getting hands-on</h2>
<p>I have a list of things with which I've been dying to get some hands-on time, and when I can pull myself away from PAX's many interesting discussion panels, here's a few things I will patiently wait hours in line to play:</p>
<p><a class="prepic" title="3DS.  In my hands. Want to have.  Must not steal." rel="prepax" href="http://cdn.slashgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Nintendo-3DS.jpg"> <img src="http://cdn.slashgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Nintendo-3DS.jpg" alt="" /></a> <a class="prepic" title="Rage, from the graphics god John Carmack.  Everyone who's seen it first hand claims it is the best looking game of all time.  None of the videos I have seen have impressed me.  Lets see if getting up close will change that." rel="prepax" href="http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rage-gameplay-screenshot.jpg"> <img src="http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rage-gameplay-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /></a> <a class="prepic" title="When the Force Unleashed II ends up being the best game of 2010, I will humbly accept apologies from everyone who criticized me for supporting the original." rel="prepax" href="http://images.gamersyde.com/image_star_wars_the_force_unleashed_2-12946-2044_0002.jpg"> <img src="http://images.gamersyde.com/image_star_wars_the_force_unleashed_2-12946-2044_0002.jpg" alt="" /></a> <a class="prepic" title="Tell Tale, fine purveyors of all things adventure games, announced awhile back that they were making adventure games based on BACK TO THE FUTURE and JURASSIC PARK.  This will require some serious 'splainin." href="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/09/docandmarty.jpg"> <img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/09/docandmarty.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<h2>3. Rock'n'Rolling all night</h2>
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<p>The PAX concerts are some of the best around, and this year is particularly awesome.&nbsp; <strong>Friday</strong> will feature a night of hard-rocking game inspired rhythms courtesy of <strong>Metroid Metal, Anamanguchi, The Protomen, </strong>and <strong>The Minibosses</strong>.</p>
<p><strong>Saturday</strong> is, of course, the holy grail: <strong>Joco</strong> (Jonathan Coulton to you lay folk).&nbsp; And where one goes the other follows, so naturally the panty-collecting folk duo <strong>Paul &amp; Storm</strong> will be there as well.&nbsp; Also, though I've never had the pleasure of seeing one of his concerts, <strong>MC Frontalot</strong>, the godfather of nerdcore, will be opening <strong>Saturday's </strong>concert.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
<p>I've got my iPad zippo app primed and ready to go :)&nbsp;</p>
<h2>4. Avoiding the plague like...the plague</h2>
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<p>Gamers are fun-loving bunch, but they are also carrier for many diseases, including such lovely pathogens as <strong>Pax Pox</strong>, <strong>Nerd Flu</strong>, and <strong>H1Nerd1</strong>.&nbsp; Hopefully I still have antibodies left from my last run-in with these dreaded diseases, but needless to say, I will go forth <a class="link" href="http://www.dailymonotony.com/storage/HandSoapFromHeaven.jpg">armed for bear</a>.</p>
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<p>So be on the look out for new posts, pics, maybeevensomevideomaybe, and a torrential deluge of tweets as I jump head first into the world's most ridiculously radical festival of nerddom: <strong>PAX.&nbsp; </strong></p>
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